Artificial Body Parts

Artificial Body Parts

Artificial, artificial
Artificial body parts
Artificial, artificial
Artificial lungs and hearts

I got an artificial body parts factory
Down the road off 65
And if you need replacement body parts
We are there to keep you alive
So next time you break your arm or fall and skin your knee
Next time your head explodes or you need new kidneys

Artificial, artificial
Artificial body parts
Artificial, artificial
Artificial body parts

We’re the only body parts factory
For miles and miles around
Our work is the best quality
Of any that we’ve found
So if you want to buy the very best and support your community
C’mon down and check us out, you’ll like what you see

We got your fake nose, fake toes, fake hair that even grows
We got fake legs, fake heads, fake eyes colored red
So next time your hip goes out or you lose one of your teeth
Next time you have the gout or need a new pair of feet

Artificial, artificial
Artificial body parts
Artificial, artificial
Artificial body parts

That’s right, come on down to Artificial Body Parts, next to the fairgrounds, under the big red sign.

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